TFL and Micro Music Invading Penang on 5+6th January 2008

We gonna rock the Island with more than 20 bands performing thier guts ou for thie two events. Hopefully This gonna be a turning point in atracting the crowd to Penang GIg.

Final Week of Year 2007

AHwww,..Its coming to the end. Such a miserable Year. A year thats best suit to be called "FuckTard". My kis is 3 years and 3 month old. I am going to be 34 in 4 months time. Times flies. Especially when you are getting older. I still remember years ago when I was in my early teens, wishing that the time will fly past me like a hurricane. I wanted to get older. I wanted to be 18. I wanted to go to the clubs. I wanted to buy ciggerettes and booze from the counter. Damn I wanted it all. hen I became 18,.and nothing much can be done as well. So I was waishing I could be 21 soonest. BUt nothing great as well when you turn to 21. And since then, I allways wanted the year to crawl slowy. But I feel the time fast quite fast.

I was at The Curve the other day with a fren. I was out because I had alotsa stuffs to handle that day. ALosta appointment and stuff. So after breakfast, to kill of the time. We came to a brilliant idea idea of watching a movie. Its the Cathay CIne Lisure If I am not mistaken. God Oh Goh. There was like nuemerous counters, but teh staffs manning it was like sloths. Ermm I think sloth moves faster than them. Ppl was quing like crazy and by the time we reach the counter, we already likek stand in the que for half an hour. There was also some dick heads who dont want to be in que and start approaching ppl in front to get for them the tickets. Inconsiderate bastards!! Bu the guy infront of us smile and still got them the tickets. This guy is a retard!!

We got our tickets and qued for the customry popcorn and soda. There was another 20 minutes wait and horror. We order our food and paid the bill and the only thing we got was a bill. We had to que again to go teh service counter to get our food. Good job anyway Cathay. YOu guys sucks!!! But the movie, " I Am Legend" was great. So everything is forgotten, BUt hey I am never gonna set my foot again on that particular cinema ever!!

Manchester united got beaten again by Westham United today. So thats 3 down back to back in the league for Man United. Shit,..And nowday everybody hates Man U...They dont care who plays against them. They will support the opposing teams. Too much jealousy..Well its rare than MAn United lose anyway,,So let them enjoy it for a while.

I will be leaving for Penang on the 3rd evening most probably via a coach. Hopefully I can get that nice NICE bus. Its looks nice and I am sure I will enjoy its ride and I heard the drivers are great too.

So what did I failed to do on 2007?? Plenty!!

1. Dropped the first line up of TFL. Ebot Z, Sham, Darren, Palli & ALey. Thanks for teh valuable lesson.
2. Dropped The second Line up of TFL. PakTam, Ant and JOe. Good Luck with Julies and Rockstar.
3. Failed in releasing an album or EP on time for 2007.
4. Bad gigs.
5. Bad gigs organisation. BERSIH I hate you mutha fuckers with a veangeance.
6. Delayed in Opening Micro Music Studio.

And thats just musically.

Personally, there was many failures as well and more regrets. I would be lying if I say that I dont regret bad decisions.

Positive stuffs this year was.

1. Micro Music getting bigger, stronger and well known.
2. More Gigs being planned.
3. More Bands and ARtiste on the Band wagon.
4. Instruments and Backline wise. The collection is almost full.
5. Finally found a drummer who rocks.
6. Made more songs and Finisihed the Japanese MAterials.
7. Going Regional with Micro Music with Auto Band. Planning to bring in more Indon Bands under our wings.
8. Networks.

Lives goes on yeah. Personally there was ups and downs this year. BUt overall, I am not happy with 2007. I could have done more.

Mika

A. Do you prefer to sleep or talk to afriend when it gets boring in class?
Used to yack away

B. Do you wave hi with a smile or aserious face?-
a smile

C. One thing that you like about yourfriends?
All of them are useless bastards.

D. The last time you cried, is itbecause of someone?
Nope, its because of movies.

E. Chocolate ice cream or chocolatebar?
What teh fucking difference. It still gonna kill me.

F . Rudest thing you have done to yourteacher?
Told her to FUCK OFF!!

G. what's the good thing about school?
Once you reach 19, you dont have to go to that shithole again.

H. Last song u downloaded?
NOne.

I. Which part of your body is itchy and aching now?
- Head is itchin and my legs are achin.

Worms or cockroaches?
Thats a moronic question. Next Please.

If you can have a choice, would youprefer to be friends or attached withsomeone you love now?
Friends.

M. In one word, describe your day.
Screwed.

N. What website(s) have you opened?
Pleanty, staring with this blog.

P . What song are you listening to now?
None.

The latest news you've received?
None, jus woke up.

R .Last thing you bought?
My Lunch yesterday.

S. Name 5 things you have around you.
My Handphone
My Wallet
My Business Bag
My Cheque Book
Ciggie.

T. What can't you live without?
My Music.

U. Who can't you live withOut?
My Son.

V. State the date, day and time at themoment
14/12/2007, friday, 11.30am

W. What do people think when theyfirst meet you?
Fun and Talkative.

X. What color is your hair?
Dont have any.

Y . Natural /dyed?
Skin is kinda natural dont ya think.

Z. What was the last book you bought?
Cant really remember. Some Stephen KIng's I think.

Do you like answering surveys?
Nope, but it kills time.

BB. Last thing you did?
Fed My Son Milk.

Two things that people don't know about you.
I can be very mean and I can Manipulate.

DD. Are you a frequent user ofFriendster?
Sporadically

Everybody is talking about HINDRAF. Some are all on for them,, but most of us Hate em. But today I wrote a open leter from Prof. Chandra Muzzafar sucking up to goverment ASS. HOw low can you get. YOu an acedemian...So stop being there,,YOu want to be in NGOs okie,,Go Ahed,,Then you turned into a Politician and now you reacting like a whore. Your statement dont say JACK..because you aint Jack. Be loyal to one cause the next time okie. Enough of sucking up to the ruling coalation now. You used to be the opposition bitch.

Frankly I dont give a rat ass about your inclination, but try to stay Loyal you freak. What the fuck do you know about Indians and thier plights anyway. I am dead against HINDRAF but that doesnt mean, Indians are not fucked. They are destined to be poorer and marganilised.I am nottalking about Giverment not doing enough for them. What I am highlighting here is the Fucktards MIC. What teh Jack have they done anyway??

And, Chandra...you are born with silver spppon in your mouth. So dont try to compare yourself with others. And for the record you and your family are the types that agrees you guys are Indians. You guys claim to be Ceylonese. First of all lets stop living in harmony crap and start liveing in unison. Be united.

Indians are destined to be screwed by thier own kind. Punjabis or Sikhs dont adrees themself as Indians. They are Bangsa lain-lain (other). What you fucktard should understand is no matter who you are or what colour your skin is, if your fore father originated from India. YOu are doomed to be labelled as Indians. And Chandra my sweet freak, Indians official language is not Tamil. Most Indian originated people in this country are but not all. First of all, Indians should live in Unison in thier own community to achieve any starong hold in everything. For every successful Indian, there are 10 screwed up person living in some of our prison cells.

We as the entire community failed period. Nobody can blame the goverment of not doing that and this. To be continued....

Good, Typical, Bad and Not a Malaysian.

Okie. I think this is not taht important to write but what teh heck. This is my blog and I will die if I want to. I wanna talk about four type of personalities living in Malaysia. The Good Malaysian, Typical Malaysian, Bad Malaysian and Not Malaysian. I will try to give you guys examples of some senario and how this four type of personalities reacts to eact situation.

At The Restaurant, when you want to get the attention of the server to pay ya bill or to order something. You are a,
Good Malaysian: Calls out 'dik', 'abg', 'anne', thambi', 'taiko', 'boss' or 'pakcik'. You get the drift. The list can go longer.
Typical Malaysian: Calls out, 'kiraaaaaaa'.
Bad Malaysian: Eyes still transfixxed at ya drink or food, raise ya hands and whistle like a rat on heat, 'wruuuuutsttstswwwiiittt'.
Not Malaysian: YOu to pay for your meal or drinks before you consume it.

At Coffee beans or Starbucks, you are....
Good Malaysian: Order ya food or coffe (drinks), wait for your order, take whatever condiments that you need. get a sit, chat with ya buddies or tug into the WIFI and do your work.
Typical Malaysian: You dont go there because the max you willing to pay for a cup of Java is RM1.20 only.
Bad Malaysian: YOu to the condiment counter, take thier milk, sugar, chocolate powder, and cinnamon, order a FREE 'sky juice'. Sit somewhere remote add the chocolate powder to teh milk and make your won hot chocolate and use the WIFI to chat in MIRC or YM for hours. Free Internet what.
Not Malaysian: You buy a Latte TOGO and get to your office on time.

When you are reaching a traffic Light. You are a,...
Good Malaysian: Prepare to stop in case the light turns to yellow from green.
Typical Malaysian: Prepare to speed up incase the light turns to yellow from green.
Bad Malaysian: What traffic lights??
Not Malaysian: What driving. They dont drive here.

When you are jogging at the park and meet a stranger jogging the opposite side and approaching you. You are,....
Good Malaysian: Say hi or give salam and jog on.
Typical Malaysian: Dont Jog. So cant really tell.
Bad Malaysian: What Jog??
Not Malaysian: Smile and greet each other and keep on jogging with thier dogs. Stop to pick up thier dogs crap and dispose it accordingly.

When drinking at a pub. You are a,....
Good Malaysian: Know your limit. Dont over drink and never a nonsense to your buddies. Take a cab back home.
Typical Malaysian: Drink as much as they can if people are paying. Get stoned to the max. Puke everywhere. Refuse to let anyone drive. Drive by yourself and normally end up sleeping in some R&R along the highway. Get up in the morning and buy an MC for work.
Bad Malaysian: Pick up a fight with your best buddy. Smash a beer jug or two. Try to pick up up sumones wife or GF. Get intoa fight again. Call your entire neighbourhood. Make it a racial issue. Drive your best frens car and wreck it or you only drink in chinese restaurant with all the drama included because its cheaper to get drunk in a Chinese Restaurant.
Not Malaysian: You refuse to Pay RM15 on a glass of Red Wine and end up going to Langkawi and get wasted. Unless there are willing Malaysian ladies escort, you go to the poshest restaurant and order the finest wine and pay thru your AMEX Corporate card and report it stolen the next morning.

During a buffet. You are a,.....
Good Malaysian: Wait in line, get what you can eat and move as fst as possible so others can pick thier stuffs.
Typical Malaysian: Take three plates and stuff everything you possibly can. Put the plates on the tables and go again to fill up another plate of desserts.
Bad Malaysian: No time to use utensils. You use ya bare hands to pick up whatever you like while telling other. I just wash my hands.
Not Malaysian: Go to the buffet counter and come back empty handed because everything is finished.


When stopped by traffic police. You are a...
Good Malaysian: Say I am sorry. Give you excuse and hand over your ID and DL and get the summons and drive more carefully after that.
Typical Malaysian: Give mummy daddy excuse. Try your best to get out from getting a summon and end up bribing the officer.
Bad Malaysian: Give a crisp RM100 note to the officer while still talking on your mobile and eating rambutan in your car.
Not Malaysian: You say you have a Diplomat Immunity because you drive your friends DC plate car. Argue with the officer that you are on a very important diplomatic work and get out free. Because the officer doesnt understand anything in English.

To Be Continued.....If you guys wanna add up anything or want me to write about any situation pls. Send to my mailbox yeah.

Mr. Joes and his Cool Dad

Today finally after all this time, I met one of my band members family member. Its JOe's Dad. He was one funky cool old man. Infact after PakTam told me about how he he used to Jamm with them. He impressed me more. He did gave some contructive critism which was well taken by the band as whole. The 'Orang Lama' actually kinow a stuff or two about music.

Hope to meet more family member of my band mates, because they have met everyone at my side.

Mika

Man United get fucked in Bolton

Okie,,okie,,,The goal was life a soft one. But Annelka did well to control it and score. Its not easy ya know. Anelka as allways he has been, was a thorn in United again. He been doing this since he was playing for Arsenal. Good play. Gotta say that BOlton deserve the goal, because they was just absolutely brilliant in the first half. Kevin Davies was an ass though. He almost got the marching oredrs after stupid tackles after tackles on Evra.

The second half, Man United was better though. Its pity that there are no good covers for Man United first Eleven though. Man United should spend more money to bring in more quality players to cover injuries. They really miss Rooney, Ronaldo and Scholes. Without this Three, Man United is like a team which best fit for the bottom half of the table.

Arsenal, Chelsea and even Liverpool are getting good results and Man United couldnt afford to miss points again. There are talks that Berbatov coming to Man United this January. There are also quite a ruckus at tehtransfer market that there will be a swap between Man United and Barcelona. The exect figure of money is not known but thre are talking about swapping Eto and Saha. And ofcoz Man United are expected to pay Barca a substancial moolah for this to happen. Ferguson is sick and tired of super croak Saha. He been on the sidelines with injuries more than the time he spend being well and playing.

Ronney will be available in two weeks time and Ronaldo will be back after this. Scholes still have a nother few weeks to be okie. Gary Neville is side lined eventhough he is okie now. This is due to teh brilliant performance after performance of Brown. Vidic is expected to be on for the next game. So during the busy period of December. Man United should be back with thier best line up. BUt Ferguson should know better and buy some good quality cover for a team which allways succumb to injuries.

Hope they play better next week and get the points. Long live Man United.

BERSIH & HINDRAF

Okie,..Now I am pissed off. There is some unequality going on here. There are two groups of idiotic people who wants to make commuter and generally people who live in Klang Valley a Living Hell. First there was a group called BERSIH and now there is group called HIndraf or something.

As my earlier blog, I did mention BERSIH did a great job screwing up peoples life on the 10th NOvember by going on with thier demostration without permit. Estimation 60K people throngs in DIGI coloured T-Shirt screwing up the commerce and the roads all over Klang Valley.

Now The HIndraf People who was planning to do the same. Until today I dont know if the rally supposed to go on or not after the failure of getting a permit.

Okie now. The Uneven way of treatment by the Police about thses rallies organisers. Those who did BERSIH got scot free and those in HINDRAF was fucked. They are being charged mengikut ;Akta Hasutan". Three Lawyers life are screwed. MOst probably they gonna be De-Barred as well. One of them even refuse to be bailed because he feels strongly that he had not done anything wrong.

Now my question is, why The HIndraf guys and not those who is behind BERSIH?? Can anyone give me a good answer?

Mika

Malaysia Indie Music Crying Out Loud!!

Organising a Gig is not easy. First the organiser must find a suitable venue. Not many in Klang Valley though. Then they have to find a date (not an easy task, alotsa screening must be done). Then they have to come up with money to book the venue for the date. Then they have like a week or two to finalise the line ups, permits, sound systems, lightings, tickets, marketting materials and finally to market. Please also be informed that marketting a gig is not easy. Many mainstream media dont run or publisise Indie Gigs. The most common way of marketting is thru Myspace, other gig web portal and posters at Jamming studios. Even this dont promise good return or broad audience.

The next problem is ticketting. Not many Indie Gig Organisers use tickets. They are more 'Entrance Fees at the door type'. The organiser must price thier ticket accordingly or the crowd will shy away from it. Normal rate are from RM10-RM20. However, in average normal tickets rates are either Rm13 or RM15. Most of the gigs doesnt give returns. This is because not many organisers can cover the cost of bringing in the bands and meeting the cost. Most of the time they will loose a couple of hundred bucks. And they dont get paid for all their working hours. Which sometimes is a pity because most of the time it is in 100s of hours.

Big bands ask for big amount of money. But in reality they dont give back good returns. So organisers must be smart enough to bring in bands that cover thier payment and cover each band cost. Most of the time, the organiser will introduce one or few new bands in the gig. They dont get paid, but its still a lose to lose situation because the stage time and cost will not be returned. So many organiser are just doing this for the love of the music.

Then there are numerous problems. Like bands for instance. Everything is done via telephone or e-mails. So the organiser have no legal right if any bands dont turn up. They cant actually make the crowd to understand thier plight if these bands suddenly dont show up. I myself personally have gone thru shit because of this. Then there are bands who dont or prefer not to play with other bands. They have thier own mind in looking at who else playing in the gig.

Other problems such as Venue closing down, venue being taken over by new managment, bands acting up, police problems, clashes of gig dates, clashes of ego between bands and millions other problems are there. The most common problem are crowd turn out. Crowds who comes to local gig also do not have a good ethics. They are there to support one band and then they leave leaving the venue empty by hours.

From my point of view. Malaysia media should give more to Local and Indie act. They work thier butts off for just the love of music. Most of the bands do perform for free. All they need is good support from the media and the people. People should know making music without any form of support is very expensive. So they should atleast support the indie music and willing to part with a little more money. If they can afford to pay in hundreds to watch one International Band to play why cant they fork our a mere RM30 t watch about 10 Local Indie band in playing right.

Sponsors like telecommunication giants who fight to be the sponsor for foriegn bands should also support Malaysian Act. You dont have to give us Hundreds of Thousand or Millions. Just small amount of token money to cover our cost. We do use you fucking telecommunication services okie, Not MCP or DEWA. They dont even know who the fuck you are.

Mika

England! England!!

England is not going to be in Euro 2008. Sad, but the truth is they dont deserve to be there. Eventhough They are ranked 11th best at Europe, I dont think they even can meet the 25th position with thier current form. England needs a real whip ass to manage it.

NOt Jose Mourinho. The candidate that I would love to see handling England from now on is none other than Mark HUges. Yeah we know he is Welsh. BUt he is a motivator. And his players dies for him. BUt Mark lack the experience to handle sucha high profile nation like England. So was Kevin Keegan who ran to his mumma the moment the time get hard and the prssure sipped into the camp. Sir Bobby still can do the job. Forget Terry Venables. HIs time is over and done. He was the assistance to Mclaren anyway.

How many top teams in EPL has an Englishman as thier manager anyway?? There is nothing wrong with the influx of the EU and other nationals in EPL. Its the peroblem with managment really. EPL still produce quality Englishmen like Rooney, Gerrad, Lampard, Terry, Cole, Owen, Owen H and Gary Neville. The problem is they allways better for thier clubs than thier country. Take Gerrad and Lampard as the example. Lampard sweat blood for Chelsea, but never quite achieve that form with England. So is Gerrard. England should make Beckham the Captain Again. Mclaren started his screw up the moment he dropped Beckham from England. England did improve after he was drafted back in.

The prove. Without Beckham on field for the first half. The score was 0-2. and when was on for the second the score was 2-1. Simple maths. England needs only to play 4-4-2 and they cant live without the crosses coming from the right and left. Crouch will be perfect for this kinda match. Owen will be perfect for moves from the middle and tap ins from the flanks.

Joe Cole and Ashley Cole should be playing from the left. Gerard and Lampard should never play along together. Because they just cant gel together. Rooney should be playing at the back of single forward closer to left alongside Joe cole and Ashley Cole. Owen Hargreaves should be playing holding midfield. And the perfect defend combination will be Terry and Rio in the middle, Ashley on the Left and Neville on the right. Both the left and right defenders are quite good in over lapping as well. The only problem with England at this very moment is finding the suitable keeper. Instead of rotating keepers. I think David James should be given the first choice keeper. Eventhough he makes mistakes. He is still the best they have now in England.

Let see who the FA will apppoint as the new Manager. Hopefully England will bounced back just the way they did after suffering the humiliation of losing to Portugal at Wembley and not Making to teh World Cup in USA in 1994.

Mika

Today in memory

ANother uneventful day passed by. I read the morning papers and all I can find is carppy story. Damn, I hate politician. Its like Our Country is given to dogs to run really. How come people actually vote for this losers anyway. You guys shoudl try watching YouTube about Parlimen clips. Its down right shameful. And this ppl are representing you and me. Erm,...actually you,..because I never vote at all in my life. I dont think I will ever willl. There are no single politician be it The Ruling or the opposition party deserve my vote.

EC DickHEAD backtracked that he now (suddenly) dont know the date of the upcoming election. And as usual he blamed the media for 'misquoting' him. Tan Sri Mejad Junit Megat Ayob is in critical condition in Pantai Hospital. He is fighting for his dear life. He been sick since he was diagnosed with last stage cancer. He is fighting though. So thgose who believe in religion, please pray for him. Even a politician needs that kind asupport.

Looks liek Police is shutting down all legal ways of gettinga permit to organise a demostration or a gathering. And when ppl are denied this permita nd they go on to show thier solidatary. They label this ppl as trouble makers and use police and FRU to beat the shit of these ppl. Grow up Police. Give ppl the permit so they can be controlled. We have the rights to assemble okie.

I feel like a shithead wasting my precious sleep to Watch The England-Crotia Match. carson played like shit, but he did stop some goal bound tries from the Croats. I gonna kick my head to say that the only player who played well on the first 45 minutes for England was Crouch. He gave his all. BUt the dickeah Mclaren dont realise that the only way England can play is a 4-4-2 system. HOw many tiem he has to screw up the England team by using 4-5-1 or 4-4-1-1 or even 3-5-2. Croats treat England teamn in teh first half as school bpoys actually. The second goal came is such an ease movemnt. Fluid. Bridge was solely responsible to keep that player onside and whats happening to the middle of teh defend. Phueeww.. Engl;and looked letargic and with no idea at all. Joe Cole as in his element trying to masterbathe solo. He failed miserabely. Lampard was non-existance. Gerrard was like lost. Shawan Wright Philips was busy falling right at the edge of teh box. And when he should hit the target. He took an extra touch.

The idiotic Mclaren did make some changes for the second half by reverting to 4-4-2 system and introdcing Beckham and Defoe. And England was much better. Defoe over did it with a simp;le shirt pull by the Croat Defender and was rewarded with Englands first penalty under Mclaren. Lampard scored it. His only meaningful deed at that. david Becham first time lob found Crouch for teh second. England and Croat was 2-2. And guess what The master Tactician Mclaren did. He asked the England squad to change to 4-4-1-1 soon after the second goal and they were punished 10 minutes from time. A killer shot from the edge of the box. And England submarine was sunk.

Its unfair to blame everything on Mclaren. We should blame the English FA instead. Mclaren should be sacked 2 months ago when they drew with Israel. Good Luck Russia though. Atleast Roman will be happy and his finger nails biting will stop until the next summer.

Celebs Mug Shots

Hey guys, if you can get more mug shots, please send to me ya...

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was photographed by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's office following his November 2003 arrest for alleged child molestation. The self-styled "King of Pop" was released after posting $3 million bail.Over 70 law enforcement officers carried out a dramatic swoop on the 45-year-old Jackson's infamous Neverland home on 19 November to "execute a search warrant in connection with a criminal matter".An arrest warrant was then issued, and Jackson turned himself in to Police. He was freed on $3,000,000 bail. The charges were labelled "a big lie" by his lawyer, Mark Geragos, who said Mr Jackson was looking forward to appearing in court.The singer was accused of "lewd or lascivious acts" with a child younger than 14 under section 288(a) of the California penal code.He was later acquitted by a jury after a sensational trial.

Harold ShipmanFamily Doctor Harold Shipman was Britain's most prolific serial killers. He murdered 215 of his patients, the judge heading the official inquiry into his crimes Dame Janet Smith stated. She also said there was a "real suspicion" that the doctor could have claimed another 45 victims during a killing spree which went unchecked for 23 years.On Monday, 31st January 2000 the jury at Preston Crown Court in England convicted Shipman - branded 'Doctor Death' by the media - of 15 murders and of forging a will.Shipman took his own life in prison in early January 2004, never admitting his guilt for the terrible crimes he committed.

Hugh Grant British actor Hugh Grant was arrested June 27, 1995 for lewd conduct after solicitation of hooker Divine Brown's oral services. Grant was arrested when police found him in his car, engaging in oral sex with the Hollywood prostitute.He was fined $1,180 and was placed on 2 years probation. In addition to the fine, Grant had to attend an AIDS education program.Grant's girlfriend, British actress Elizabeth Hurley, said afterwards that she was"very much alone." In a statement issued to the British Press Association she said: "I am still bewildered and saddened by recent events and have not been in a fit state to make any decisions about the future. For many years I have turned to Hugh for help during difficult times and so now, even though my family and friends have been very kind, I am very much alone. This is all very painful for me and if members of the press could find it in their hearts to give me some time I would be very grateful." But the scandal didn't do anything to dent Grant's acting career. The star of the highly successful Four Weddings and a Funeral went on to even greater things in the movie business afterwards, playing leading roles in films like Nine Months (which opened a week after his arrest for soliciting a prostitute), Mickey Blue Eyes and Bridget Jones's Diary.

Ozzy Osbourne

John Michael Osbourne - born outside Birmingham, England and better known by rock and TV fans as Ozzy Osbourne - has been arrested other times. But this mug shot of the Rock-n-Roll living legend was taken in connection with his May 1984 arrest in Memphis, Tennessee for public intoxication - he was found staggering drunk down Beale Street.On 19 February, 1982, while wearing a dress, he was arrested in San Antonio, Texas for pissing on the Alamo - he latest said this was one of his greatest regrets. On 1 October, 1982 he visited the Alamo again. But this time, instead of urinating on it, he played a concert there and donated $10K to the Alamo.He also served two months in Winson Green Prison for burglary in 1965.

Mick Jagger

This police mugshot of the Rolling Stones front man was taken in 1972, when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and three members of the Rolling Stones entourage were arrested in Warwick, Rhode Island on charges of assault and obstructing police. The five were involved in a scuffle with a photographer. They pleaded guilty and were released, but the incident caused a four-hour delay of their concert in Boston that night. All charges were dropped. A few years before that in 1967 Jagger and fellow band member Keith Richard were arrested in Britain for drug possession and both spent short periods in jail before their prison sentences were quashed on appeal. Subsequently Richard revealed his heroin use.

Nick Nolte

In September 12 2002 at Malibu, California, actor Nick Nolte - seen in this police mugshot - was arrested for investigation of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs after his Mercedes-Benz car was seen swerving on a highway near his home. The movie star pleaded no contest to driving under the influence of a drug he claimed to have consumed in a bodybuilding supplement. He was placed on probation with orders to remain in drug counseling for several months. Under the plea agreement, prosecutors dropped a second misdemeanor drug count.

O.J. Simpson

On July 17, 1994 O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with the murders of his estranged wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goodman after leading the LAPD on a televised car chase throughout Los Angeles. Simpson, seen in this police mugshot, pleaded not guilty to both murders, and the subsequent murder trial received huge international publicity from the news media. On October 3, 1995, the jury returned a verdict of 'not guilty'. But two years later a civil jury found him liable for damages in the murders. Simpson, known commonly as "O.J." or "The Juice," was one of the most famous running backs in American football history. After retiring from football, Simpson spent time working as a sports commentator, acting, and golfing. His film debuts included the comedy "Naked Gun" where he played the part of a dim-witted assistant detective.



Frank Sinatra

Legendary singer Frank Sinatra spent sixteen hours in the Bergen County jail, New Jersey, back in 1938. He was arrested on charges of seduction and adultery. The charges were later dismissed. Neither of the acts for which he was charged is against the law today.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

On June 29, 1989, movie actress Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a Beverly Hills motor cycle police officer in the face after he pulled her over in her Rolls Royce Corniche. The cop had asked her to produce her license and registration which were expired and was checking her priors when she drove off. He gave chase and pulled her over again. This time he asked her to get out of the car and the 72-year-old actress came out swinging, slapping the officer in the face and knocking his regulation sunglasses to the ground.Gabor, pictured in police mugshot above, was taken to Beverly Hills police station and booked on five charges: battery against an officer; disobeying an officer; driving without a registration; driving without a license; driving with an open container of alcohol (a silver flash of bourbon was found in her car. Zsa Zsa said the officer had handcuffed her so tightly that her wrists were bruised so severely she was unable to attend a charity event that evening. It was later discovered she had indeed renewed her registration. The flask turned out to be the property of her eighth husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt.Miss Gabor told reporters afterwards that her police experience "was like Nazi Germany." She said in a magazine interview about the arresting officer, "you should have seen the hatred in his eyes." As for slapping the officer, she quipped, "I have a Hungarian temper."Gabor was sentenced to seventy-two hours in jail, one-hundred-and-twenty hours of community service at a women's shelter, and $13,000 in court costs. The event was later parodied in the 1993 movie, "The Beverly Hillbillies."

Britian Get Fucked By Britians!!!

These are the faces of the four suicide bombers responsible for the bombing of three underground trains and a bus in London on July 7, 2005. They are the faces of hate - the hate that Islamic extremists and followers of Al Qaeda have against Western society.

The extraordinary and chilling image on top released by London police was captured on CCTV. It shows the gang of four carrying their rucksack bombs into Luton railway station on their journey to murder 56 people.Three of the bombers were ethnic Pakistani Britons.

The oldest was Mohammad Sidique Khan, 30, who was married with one daughter. He was a teaching assistant at the Hillside Primary School in Leeds.

He was accompanied by two other Leeds-born killers Hasib Hussain, 18, and sports science graduate Shehzad Tanweer, 22.

Making up the fourth member of the terror gang was Germaine Lindsay, 19, who lived in Buckinghamshire and was born in Jamaica.

They all grew up and were educated in one of the most tolerent and free societies in the world - England, the birthplace of three of them. Yet the four became devotees of Islamic extremism, and the ideology of Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, who has declared a holy war on the United States and its allies. All I got to say is. If you really hate Americans or thier Allies, go to war with them. Face thier Army not ordinary citizens.

And I am still confused about what the fuck is wrong with people anyway?? Afganistan or Iraq is not your fucking birthplace. Why the fuck you guys messing with lives just because you think there are wars in this Muslim states and its your fucking rights ro defend fellwo brothers and sisters. Dont you think the place of ya birth is the most important place for you to take care of. Your neighbours are you whom you must defend. No wonder Most people who are not muslim, hating us. Fuck Al Qaeda!!!!

They practised their new gospel of hate by the slaughter of the innocents in the society in which they lived. They targeted train and bus commuters in early morning rush hour, and gained notoriety - and martyrdom, according to their own twisted view of religion - by becoming the first ever suicide bombers in Britain.

The Amazing Trees

Some of the trees below take its weird shape because of human manupulation but the rest are evolved by nature. Take a Good look and Comment back what you think okie.

Lavotory in Nature

Play house of Nature

Cable Laying Ready

Spaceship??

Banyan DreadLocks

A BullDog??

Natural Castle

Tunnel Of Love

Dino

Camper Paradise

Stairway to Heavan

The Original Golder Arch

WoodPecker work of art??

They Swear its Christ.

Jumbo Flying Squid Kamikazee

Thousands of jumbo flying squid (Dosidicus gigas) or Humboldt squid, were found stranded on southern California beaches over the summer of 2002. The normal range of these squid, also known as Humboldt squid, is from Peru north to Baja California. However, warm water events such as El Niño can extend the range of these squid to Oregon.

The first reported stranding was on July 18 at Swami’s Beach in Encinitas, CA, where approximately 200 squid were found over a mile stretch of shore. Their mantle lengths ranged from 16 to 24 inches, and they weighed between 2 and 2.5 pounds. On July 25, several thousand squid beached themselves at La Jolla Shores (pictured above), about 15 miles north of San Diego. Scientiests believe they squid were following prey, possibly grunion, a small fish, and washed ashore alive but were unable to get back into the water and died. City work crews were called to help remove tons of dead fish.

Puppy Love, Literally!!

"How much is that doggie in the window? I do hope that doggie's for sale."

A Chihuahua puppy born in Japan with a natural heart shaped pattern on his coat has captured the hearts of animal lovers around the world.Heart-kun, as he has been named by owner Emiko Sakurada, was born on May 18, 2007, one of a litter of puppies at the Pucchin Dogs shop.

His natural heart-shaped markings on his fur have made him an instant star in Japan. And it was a case of puppy love across the world as the tiny dog made television appearances worldwide.Shop owner Ms Sakurada got the surprise of her life when she saw the birthmark heart markings in the fur of her tiny pooch.She said it was the first time a puppy with these marks had been born out of the 1,000 animals that she has bred.

Since Heart-kun was born, he has brought a lot of luck, according to Ms Sakurada. He sister got lucky on the lottery and won a concert ticket.Heart-kun's owner has been inundated with requests from people wanting to purchase the unique puppy. But they can keep their paws off him, she says, for her little four-legged friend ain't going nowhere! Meet Puppy Love, A Chihuhua

Insect anyone??

Entomology is studies of insects. Entomophagy is the habit of eating insects as food. While it is common for many insects, birds and animals to indulge themselves, did you know that people in some parts of the world consider insects a very tasty delicacy?If you live in Beijing or Bangkok, for example, you might fancy a taste of crickets. Or maybe you would prefer baby nestling sparrows, mice, snakes, or maybe a bowl of scrumptious scorpion soup?These are all on the menu, as you can see from our pictures here. One man's meat is another man's poison, as they say. So, have a nice day. And enjoy your lunch. Well when they say Chinese eats anything that moves, they really meant that.

Boiled Snake with Sup anyone?

More Creepy Crawlies, BBQ Mice.

Fried Criket in Bangkok Market

Baby Nestling Sparrows Charbroiled

Everything Deep Fried, Insect Spealist Stall in Bangkok

Same food, different angle.

The Real Puss in Boots

You still remember "Puss in Boots' Played by ANtonio Banderas in Shrek?? Remember how The Puss can make its eyes to glow and hypnotise the guards. I have come across with a Real Cat which can almost give that Hypnotic stare.

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!"That was a line from amazing hypnotist character Kenny Craig from the 'Little Britain' award-winning British TV series.We don't know about you, but I think this two-year-old Saudi kitty above has very hypnotic eyes. Just keep looking into them, and you will soon be under their spell.Kitty has one brown eye and one blue eye and is a mixture of Persian and Siamese. And Kitty comes from Riyadh.

Pedophile,s Digitally altered face unscrambled by Interpol

Face of an abuser unscrambled by Interpol. More unscrambled photos below

Hundreds of people have contacted Interpol after it launched an appeal to identify a man shown sexually abusing children in images posted on the internet.The pedophile digitally obscured his face but he was unmasked by Interpol experts using advanced computer technology.They unscrambled his face and published images of him on their website - http://www.interpol.int/ - the first time they have made this kind of public appeal.Within 12 hours of the images of the man's face being released they received 200 messages. The responses are coming in from all over the world, Interpol said.

Police forces around the world are now hunting the sex fiend who published photos on the web of himself abusing children, disguising his own face.Specialists in Germany, working with Interpol's Trafficking In Human Beings unit, were able to produce an identifiable picture of him.The breakthrough means there is now no hiding place behind technology for sex fields who prey on children.Interpol secretary general Ronald Noble said that for years images of this man sexually abusing children have been circulating on the internet.They had tried all other means to identify and to bring him to justice, he added.

Interpol are now confinced that without the public's help this sexual predator could continue to rape and sexually abuse young children whose ages appear to range from six to early teens.They believe the suspect may be travelling the world to sexually abuse and exploit vulnerable children.

The photographs - around 200 in total featuring 12 different young boys - were taken in Vietnam and Cambodia.Members of the public are not advised to take any direct action themselves, especially since any positive identification would need to be confirmed by law enforcement authorities.But they are asking anyone who recognises the person or has information to contact the police or Interpol.

Weird stuffs happens all the time

Have you ever heard a totally weird story that our brain cant computed to be true?? Its so weird and idiotic that it has to be a true story rather than being made up. Because no human can come out with these kinda stories anyway. Below I compile a few extra-ordinary stories to keep you guys entertain.

Story No.1:

An American couple turned the tables on a burglar they caught ransacking their home by dispensing their own summary justice.Without waiting for the law to arrive, the pair doled out their own punishment to the surprised criminal - they made him clean up the house at gunpoint!

The unlucky burglar was caught red-handed when Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned to their house near Montgomery, Alabama, after a week away.To their dismay they discovered their home had been plundered."Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," Mrs. McKinnon told her local newspaper the Montgomery Advertiser.When her husband walked into another room to check what was missing he came face to face with the burglar, who was wearing one of Mr. McKinnon's hats."My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home.

And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband's hat sitting right on his head," Mrs. McKinnon said.Mr. McKinnon held suspect Tajuan Bullock at gunpoint and made him sit down until he decided what to do."We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor," Mrs. McKinnon said.When the police arrived the work-shy burglar had the cheek to complain to them - about having to clean up his mess at gunpoint.

"This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," said Mrs McKinnon.But the police officer laughed at Bullock when he complained and told him that anybody else would have shot him dead.Bullock was arrested on burglary and theft charges and was held in Montgomery County Detention Facility.A police spokesman said the victims were lucky to be able to catch the suspect in the act and hold him until police arrived. It was an unusual case because usually burglars struck while the homeowner was away and were in and out fast so they could quickly sell the stolen items, the spokesman added.

Story No.2:

He dresses in expensive designer clothes by Armani and Luis Vuitton and stays at the poshest hotels.But Kevin Castle who hides behind the face of a respectable businessman is a 'millionaire shoplifter' who makes £1,000 (over $2000) a day from his crimes.

British police, who are hunting the well-dressed crook with a taste for the good life, have declared him 'most wanted'.Castle is being sought by three police forces - Lancashire, Greater Manchester and Nottinghamshire - for shoplifting, identity theft, interception of mail and money laundering.Police say Britain's top shoplifter (pictured above) always wears expensive designer clothes such as Armani, Luis Vuitton and Versace.

The 42-year-old is known to frequent high-class establishments in London such as the Ritz, Claridges and the Dorchester Hotel.Castle often uses hire cars and tends to favor large vehicles such as the Porsche Cayenne, VW Touareg SUV and Jaguars.He is believed to be currently living in London in rented accommodation (possibly costing at least £1,000 (over $2000) per week, say police.Detective Constable Anita Fishwick, of Lancashire police, said: "This man likes to think he is a criminal mastermind."There is no doubt he is Britain's biggest shoplifter. He lives and looks like a millionaire."He is a suave, charismatic businessman who has made shoplifting his trade."Mr Castle is quite distinctive because of his clothing and his millionaire-type lifestyle."We are very keen to trace this man and speak to him in connection with our inquiries.

"Castle often targets DIY stores and returns the stolen items with forged till receipts.He is featured on Lancashire Constabulary's Most Wanted website: http://www.lancashire.police.uk/.

Story No.3:

Sgt Dan Powers (above and below) survived an attack in which four inches of a knife blade (also pictured) was rammed into his skull An American soldier had a miraculous escape from a knife attack in which four inches of a blade was rammed into his skull.At first Sergeant Dan Powers wasn't even aware that he had been stabbed by an Iraqi insurgent.He was patrolling in the streets of East Baghdad in Iraq when his attacker came up behind him.He simply thought he had been bumped "like a football tackle" until colleagues told him what had happened."There was no pain because the brain has no pain sensory nerves. It was all surface, like someone punched me in the head," he said.His fellow soldiers decided against pulling out the blade, instead protecting the knife handle with bandages and a plastic cup, and taking him to a military hospital.Throughout his surgery Powers was awake, explaining to the doctors what had happened as they worked on the knife.At one point someone placed a phone over his ear so he could talk to his wife back at home and reassure her that everything would be fine.Senior surgeon in Iraq Lt. Col. Richard Teff was guided by video link from the US by the army's top vascular neurosurgeon Lt. Col. Rocco Armonda."We were lucky we had the right people in the right place," Dr. Teff said.Dr. Teff faced a difficult dilemma, carry out a major brain and artery operation, or cross his fingers and pull out the knife embedded in the victim's brain."Any time you have a penetrating stab to the head, the biggest concern is what's going to happen when you pull the knife out," he explained."He started bleeding like crazy, enough to make everyone in the room worry he might die," Teff said.Despite fears that Sgt. Powers would suffer severe paralysis, brain damage and lost eyesight, he confounded the experts.Though he faced more surgery back in the US, after a month he was discharged.He was given the knife, which he agreed to send it back to Baghdad for his attacker's trial.He said he does not know what happened to his attacker, but understood the Iraqis "will lengthen his neck a little bit".His remarkable recovery is regarded as a miracle of modern military medicine.

Mika-TFL

Nepalese Ladies wants Safe Adultery for Thier working Hubbies.

This is kinda oddball, but those ladies who actually bonk Nepalese dudes who work in our factory or plantation will like this story. Afterall. Safe sex is better than bad sex. hahaha

Women in a Nepal mountain village have been mailing condoms to their husbands working overseas to protect them from sexually transmitted diseases, a news report said Tuesday. The women of Pang village have been writing their husbands letters urging them not to have sex with others — but they have been enclosing condoms just in case, the Kantipur newspaper reported. Social workers have been counseling the women about sexually transmitted diseases.
"As I learned that unsafe relations make a person vulnerable to HIV, I sent a condom along with the letters to my husband," one of the village wives, Laxmi Sunar, told the newspaper. An estimated 3 million people from impoverished Nepal work overseas, most as manual laborers, and send money home to support their families.

(11-13) 13:56 PST NEW DELHI, India (AP) --
A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.
P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report.
The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses. The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland. The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday -wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet. The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday. "I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before -- she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered.

The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained. A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat. Several of those photos appeared in the German media on Monday.

Many Malaysian guys applied for German citizenship after this news came out on the Internet.