Friday, November 30, 2007

Good, Typical, Bad and Not a Malaysian.

Okie. I think this is not taht important to write but what teh heck. This is my blog and I will die if I want to. I wanna talk about four type of personalities living in Malaysia. The Good Malaysian, Typical Malaysian, Bad Malaysian and Not Malaysian. I will try to give you guys examples of some senario and how this four type of personalities reacts to eact situation.

At The Restaurant, when you want to get the attention of the server to pay ya bill or to order something. You are a,
Good Malaysian: Calls out 'dik', 'abg', 'anne', thambi', 'taiko', 'boss' or 'pakcik'. You get the drift. The list can go longer.
Typical Malaysian: Calls out, 'kiraaaaaaa'.
Bad Malaysian: Eyes still transfixxed at ya drink or food, raise ya hands and whistle like a rat on heat, 'wruuuuutsttstswwwiiittt'.
Not Malaysian: YOu to pay for your meal or drinks before you consume it.

At Coffee beans or Starbucks, you are....
Good Malaysian: Order ya food or coffe (drinks), wait for your order, take whatever condiments that you need. get a sit, chat with ya buddies or tug into the WIFI and do your work.
Typical Malaysian: You dont go there because the max you willing to pay for a cup of Java is RM1.20 only.
Bad Malaysian: YOu to the condiment counter, take thier milk, sugar, chocolate powder, and cinnamon, order a FREE 'sky juice'. Sit somewhere remote add the chocolate powder to teh milk and make your won hot chocolate and use the WIFI to chat in MIRC or YM for hours. Free Internet what.
Not Malaysian: You buy a Latte TOGO and get to your office on time.

When you are reaching a traffic Light. You are a,...
Good Malaysian: Prepare to stop in case the light turns to yellow from green.
Typical Malaysian: Prepare to speed up incase the light turns to yellow from green.
Bad Malaysian: What traffic lights??
Not Malaysian: What driving. They dont drive here.

When you are jogging at the park and meet a stranger jogging the opposite side and approaching you. You are,....
Good Malaysian: Say hi or give salam and jog on.
Typical Malaysian: Dont Jog. So cant really tell.
Bad Malaysian: What Jog??
Not Malaysian: Smile and greet each other and keep on jogging with thier dogs. Stop to pick up thier dogs crap and dispose it accordingly.

When drinking at a pub. You are a,....
Good Malaysian: Know your limit. Dont over drink and never a nonsense to your buddies. Take a cab back home.
Typical Malaysian: Drink as much as they can if people are paying. Get stoned to the max. Puke everywhere. Refuse to let anyone drive. Drive by yourself and normally end up sleeping in some R&R along the highway. Get up in the morning and buy an MC for work.
Bad Malaysian: Pick up a fight with your best buddy. Smash a beer jug or two. Try to pick up up sumones wife or GF. Get intoa fight again. Call your entire neighbourhood. Make it a racial issue. Drive your best frens car and wreck it or you only drink in chinese restaurant with all the drama included because its cheaper to get drunk in a Chinese Restaurant.
Not Malaysian: You refuse to Pay RM15 on a glass of Red Wine and end up going to Langkawi and get wasted. Unless there are willing Malaysian ladies escort, you go to the poshest restaurant and order the finest wine and pay thru your AMEX Corporate card and report it stolen the next morning.

During a buffet. You are a,.....
Good Malaysian: Wait in line, get what you can eat and move as fst as possible so others can pick thier stuffs.
Typical Malaysian: Take three plates and stuff everything you possibly can. Put the plates on the tables and go again to fill up another plate of desserts.
Bad Malaysian: No time to use utensils. You use ya bare hands to pick up whatever you like while telling other. I just wash my hands.
Not Malaysian: Go to the buffet counter and come back empty handed because everything is finished.


When stopped by traffic police. You are a...
Good Malaysian: Say I am sorry. Give you excuse and hand over your ID and DL and get the summons and drive more carefully after that.
Typical Malaysian: Give mummy daddy excuse. Try your best to get out from getting a summon and end up bribing the officer.
Bad Malaysian: Give a crisp RM100 note to the officer while still talking on your mobile and eating rambutan in your car.
Not Malaysian: You say you have a Diplomat Immunity because you drive your friends DC plate car. Argue with the officer that you are on a very important diplomatic work and get out free. Because the officer doesnt understand anything in English.

To Be Continued.....If you guys wanna add up anything or want me to write about any situation pls. Send to my mailbox yeah.

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